It was just another ordinary day at the golf club. A group of men sat around chatting, laughing, and enjoying their afternoon when one of them heard his phone ring.

Husband: “Hello?”

Wife: “Honey, it’s me! Are you at the club?”

Husband: “Yep, just relaxing with the guys. What’s up?”

Wife: “Perfect! I’m at the mall, just two blocks away from you, and I found the most stunning mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?”

The husband leaned back in his chair and sighed. “How much?”

Wife: “Oh, it’s a steal—only $1,500!”

The man thought for a moment. That was quite a price for a coat, but he didn’t want to start an argument. “Well… if you love it that much, go ahead and get it.”

Wife: “Ahh, you’re the best! Oh, and while I was out, I stopped by the Mercedes dealership. They just got the new 2024 models, and there’s one I completely fell in love with. The dealer gave me an incredible price!”

The husband, now slightly suspicious, asked, “And how much is this ‘incredible price’?”

Wife: “Only $60,000!”

He raised an eyebrow. That was a lot of money, but she did mention last year that they needed to replace the BMW. “Alright, but for that price, I want it fully loaded with all the options.”

Wife: “Of course, honey! You always know best.”

The husband shook his head, smiling slightly at how smoothly she was working this conversation.

Wife: “Oh, and before we hang up, I just have to tell you one more thing…”

The man sighed. “What now?”

Wife: “Remember that beachfront house we loved last year? The one with the pool, the English garden, and the acre of parkland? Well, it’s back on the market! And guess what? It’s only $450,000! Can you believe it?”

The husband leaned forward, intrigued. “Wow! That is a great deal. But try offering them $420,000 first and see if they take it.”

Wife: “You are such a genius! Okay, I’ll do that right away. Thanks, sweetheart! Love you!”

Husband: “Love you too, babe.”

The call ended. The husband let out a deep breath and put his phone down. The entire table of men stared at him in shock, jaws practically on the floor.

Then, with a confused look, the man slowly raised the phone again and asked,

“Does anyone know whose phone this is?”