JOKE OF THE DAY: An Old Man Calls His Son

When Comfort Breeds Comedy

As couples grow older, they settle into a comfortable rhythm—one where everyday moments can turn into hilarious misadventures. Here’s a perfect example of how age brings not just wisdom, but a healthy dose of humor.


Fart Football: The Senior Showdown

An elderly couple lies in bed one quiet evening.

Out of nowhere, the man lets one rip and proudly declares,
“Seven points.”

His wife rolls over, puzzled.
“What on earth are you talking about?”

Grinning, he replies,
“I’m playing fart football.”

Not to be outdone, his wife responds with her own and says,
“Touchdown! Tie game.”

The competition is on. A few minutes later, the man adds another “score.”
“Touchdown! I’m winning 14 to 7!”

His wife fires back with another, evening the score.
“Tied again!”

Then comes the twist. Trying to break the tie, the old man pushes a little too hard… and has a small accident.

His wife, alarmed, asks,
“What was that?!”

Without missing a beat, he responds,
“That was the whistle for halftime. Time to switch sides.”

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