Looking for the ultimate mood booster this weekend? We’ve got you covered! These seven hilarious jokes will have you rolling with laughter and sharing them with everyone you know. From unexpected confessions to genius-level pranks, this collection proves that humor is truly the best medicine. Get ready to chuckle, giggle, and maybe even snort!

1: When I Went to the Park and Found Granny’s Crying Confession

Ever met someone whose life sounds like a dream—until reality delivers the punchline?

One morning, I took a walk through the park. As I soaked in the peaceful surroundings, I noticed an elderly lady sitting alone on a bench, quietly weeping into her hands.

Concerned, I approached her. “Excuse me, ma’am, are you alright? Can I help?”

She looked up at me, tears in her eyes, and said, “Oh, young man, I have the best life anyone could ask for.”

Confused, I sat beside her. “That’s wonderful! So why are you crying?”

She sighed. “I have a 22-year-old husband who treats me like a queen. He brings me breakfast in bed, massages my feet, and sings me love songs.”

I raised an eyebrow. “That sounds amazing.”

“He cooks gourmet meals, reads me poetry, and surprises me with flowers every evening.”

“Wow! But… why are you crying?”

She wiped her tears and wailed, “Because… I can’t remember where I live!”

2: Three Sons Try to Outdo Each Other with Gifts for Their Mom

Siblings love a little friendly competition—especially when it comes to impressing Mom.

Three successful brothers were determined to give their elderly mother the best birthday present. At dinner, they boasted about their gifts.

“I built Mom a mansion with ten bedrooms and a pool,” said Gerard smugly.

Howard smirked. “I bought her a Tesla with a chauffeur, so she never has to drive again.”

Norman grinned. “I got her a special parrot trained by monks for twelve years. It recites any Bible verse on command.”

A week later, their mom sent thank-you notes.

“Gerard,” she wrote, “the house is beautiful, but it’s too big! I only use one room!”

“Howard, the car is lovely, but I don’t go out much. And the driver? He’s rude!”

“Norman, my dear, you truly understand me. That chicken was delicious!”

Oops. So much for divine inspiration!

3: The 3 A.M. Push Request That Went Sideways

Being neighborly is great—until someone takes it too far.

One stormy night, my husband and I were woken by loud knocking. Grumbling, he answered the door to find a drenched man standing outside.

“Excuse me,” the man asked, “can you give me a push?”

“Are you serious? It’s 3 A.M.!” my husband grumbled and slammed the door.

“Who was it?” I asked sleepily.

“Some guy wanting a push.”

“Remember when our car broke down last winter? Those strangers helped us. Maybe we should return the favor.”

With a sigh, he threw on his coat and stepped outside. “Where are you?” he called.

“Over here,” the voice answered.

“Where exactly?”

“On the swing set!”

Let’s just say my husband was NOT amused.

4: A Recently Single Woman and Her Flashy New Corvette

Some people eat ice cream after a breakup. Others buy sports cars.

A newly divorced woman treated herself to a bright red Corvette. Excited, she hit the highway, feeling free—until flashing lights appeared in her mirror.

The officer approached. “Ma’am, if you can give me an excuse I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

Without missing a beat, she said, “Last week, my husband ran off with a cop. I thought you were bringing him back!”

The officer chuckled. “Have a nice day, ma’am.”

5: The Husband’s Genius Hotel Bill Hack

Some people argue over unfair charges. Others… get creative.

A couple checked out of a fancy hotel and were shocked to see a $350 bill.

“We barely stayed here!” the husband protested.

“It covers our pool, spa, and conference center—whether you used them or not.”

The husband calmly wrote a check for $50 and handed it over.

“Sir, this is short.”

“I deducted $300 for sleeping with my wife.”

“I didn’t!”

“Well, she was available!”

6: A Harvard Grad vs. A Clever Blonde on a Flight

Never underestimate anyone—especially on a long flight.

A Harvard grad, feeling smug, proposed a game to the blonde sitting next to him. “I ask a question. If you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me one. If I don’t know, I pay you $500.”

She agreed.

“What’s the exact distance between Earth and Mars?”

She handed him $5.

“Your turn,” he said.

“What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”

He searched online, asked everyone, and finally gave up. Frustrated, he paid her $500.

“So, what’s the answer?” he asked.

She handed him $5 and said, “I have no idea.”

7: The Unforgettable Math Test

Little Timmy wasn’t the best at math, but he sure was creative.

His teacher asked, “If you had four apples and I took away one, how many would you have left?”

Timmy thought for a moment. “Well, if YOU took it, I’d still have four apples!”

Even the teacher had to admit—that was some solid logic!

And there you have it! Seven jokes to keep you laughing all weekend long. Share these with your friends, brighten someone’s day, and remember: A day without laughter is like a day without Wi-Fi—unbearable!

Have a favorite joke? Drop it in the comments and keep the laughter going!