Category Jokes

God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor…

A husband and wife were standing at the bus stop with their nine kids when a blind man joined them. When the bus finally arrived, it was so full that only the wife and the children could squeeze on. The husband and…

When Comfort Breeds Comedy As couples grow older, they settle into a comfortable rhythm—one where everyday moments can turn into hilarious misadventures. Here’s a perfect example of how age brings not just wisdom, but a healthy dose of humor. Fart Football: The…

“A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, ‘How is that even possible?’ Husband replied, ‘Well, we went to a ranch for our honeymoon. While horse riding, my wife’s horse jumped…

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we have been married for over…

Johnny’s Adorable 911 Call Kids often bring unexpected laughter into our lives with their innocent actions. A recent example is four-year-old Johnny, who dialed 911 for help with his math homework. Johnny had been taught to call 911 in emergencies, and when…

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94-year-old yells, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” He starts up the…

Let’s face it—some of life’s most hilarious moments come when things don’t go according to plan. Whether it’s a cringeworthy first impression or a family blunder that spirals into chaos, these awkward situations often become the stories we laugh about for years.…

When an elderly Pope arrived in New York City, there was no flashy motorcade—just a quiet limousine waiting to take him to his destination. But instead of hopping into the back seat, the Pope had a twinkle in his eye and a…