Let’s be real—driving can be stressful. But sometimes, it’s the drivers themselves that turn an ordinary trip into a comedy show. Whether it’s elderly women with no idea who’s behind the wheel or a trucker with a talking emu, these laugh-out-loud stories are proof that the road really is full of surprises.
So buckle up, grab your favorite drink, and get ready to laugh your rearview off with these 10 outrageously funny driver tales!
🚖 1. Heaven Isn’t for Everyone… Or Is It?
A priest and a taxi driver die on the same day and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter waves the taxi driver forward and leads him to a massive mansion—pool, golf course, home theater, the whole works.
Then it’s the priest’s turn… but he’s taken to a tiny shack with a creaky bed and a fuzzy black-and-white TV.
Outraged, the priest asks, “How come HE got a mansion and I got this?”
St. Peter shrugs. “Well, when you preached, people slept. When he drove… people prayed.”
🚌 2. Bus Driver and the Sweet (and Sneaky) Seniors
A tour bus driver kept getting handed peanuts from a sweet elderly lady. After the third handful, he finally asked, “Why don’t you eat them yourselves?”
She smiled, revealing her toothless grin:
“Oh honey, we just like sucking the chocolate off.”
🐴 3. The Blind Horse That Needed Backup
A man’s car got stuck in a ditch, and a farmer offered help with his horse, Buddy.
The farmer shouted: “Pull, Nellie! Pull, Buster! Pull, Jennie!”
Nothing.
Then finally: “Pull, Buddy!”
And Buddy yanked the car out effortlessly.
“Why call all those other names?” the man asked.
The farmer whispered, “Buddy’s blind. If he thought he was doing it alone, he wouldn’t even try.”
👮 4. Juggling with the Law
A man gets pulled over, and the cop spots machetes on his seat. Suspicious, she asks, “What are those for?”
“I’m a juggler,” he replies.
“Prove it.”
He steps out and starts juggling six machetes like a circus pro.
A passing driver does a double-take and mutters, “Whoa. I really need to quit drinking. The DUI tests are getting intense.”
🐦 5. The Truck Driver and His Emu
A trucker walks into a diner with a giant emu. They both order burgers, fries, and coffee.
Every day, same thing. Same order. Same emu.
Finally, the waitress asks, “How do you always have the exact change?”
The trucker grins. “I wished for it from a genie lamp.”
“What about the emu?”
“My second wish was for a tall bird with long legs and a great personality who’d always agree with me…”
Be careful what you wish for.
🚕 6. Drunk Passengers, Sober Prank
A cab driver picks up three drunk guys. He starts the car, lets it idle for two minutes, turns it off, and says, “We’re here!”
One guy hands over cash. The second one thanks him. But the third slaps him.
“What was that for?!”
The drunk guy slurs, “Next time, don’t drive so fast. You nearly killed us.”
🍷 7. The Wine That Was Worth the Trade
A woman picked up an elderly hitchhiker. After chatting for a while, the old lady points at a bag and asks, “What’s in that?”
“Oh, it’s wine. Got it for my husband.”
The old woman nods and says, “Good trade.”
🎤 8. The Scientist and the Smart Driver
A scientist was tired of giving the same lecture. His driver offered to switch roles.
Surprisingly, the driver nailed the talk—until someone asked a hard question.
Without missing a beat, the “scientist” said, “That’s such a basic question, even my driver can answer it.”
And the real scientist (in disguise) stood up and crushed it.
🐮 9. A Calf, a Car, and a Clever Comeback
A driver accidentally hits a calf. The farmer says, “That calf’s worth $900… in six years.”
The driver hands him a check postdated six years later and drives off.
🚦 10. Wait… Who’s Driving?
Two elderly ladies are cruising around town. They blow through three red lights before the passenger finally screams, “Susan! You ran three red lights!”
Susan gasps.
“Am I driving?!”
Which one cracked you up the most?
Let us know in the comments—or better yet, share this with someone who could use a laugh on the road today!
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